God loves drunk people too

A man and his wife were woken uprain at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”   He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.  “Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.  “No, I did not, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it’s bloomin’ well pouring with rain out there!” Continue reading

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